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Here are some of my favorite lines:    

 

"It’s like my luck" He said "to spend my last hours on earth with an ass." (Enoch Soames to Beerbohm) Enoch Soames By Max Beerbohm
"Odd and uncanny it seemed to me that he Soames, in the flesh, in the waterproof cape, was at this moment living in the last decade of the next century, pouring over books not yet written, and seeing and seen by men not yet born" Enoch Soames By Max Beerbohm

"This isn't a war between good and evil. The democratic nations aren't purely good. We are morally ambiguous and complex, badly shaven but interesting, like a Denholm Elliot or James Mason character. But it is a war between those who aspire to be good and those who would drag the world back into unending barbarism."

Stiffen the Sinews and Summon the Blood
By Michael Kelly
www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/war.htm

" ‘And if you want me the whole night’ she read the answer in his eyes and mentally thumbed a price chart—‘then you must pay me ten francs’".

Moulin Rouge 
By Pierre La Mure

"In reading this faithful account of my adventures, one may notice more than once how little it costs me, at the end of my life, to acknowledge the mediocrity of the role I have played in this world"

Amorous Initiation By O.V. de L. Milosz
Translated by Belle N. Burke

" ‘Ten francs!’ She spat the words at him. "Shows how much you know about dresses! What d’you know about dresses? In a dress it’s the material that counts. Feel that material.’ She pressed herself against him. ‘Feel it! See if you can get it for ten francs!’"

Moulin Rouge 
By Pierre La Mure

"I did my best; I had read and reread a book with the unintentionally biblical title KnowYourOwn Daughter…" Lolita By Vladimir Nabokov

"I had regarded Ararat as a work on its own; but on the very last page, when the storyteller Rozanov goes to his study at midnight to work, it seemed to open out; and seemed also to invite me, the author, into the fiction."

Memories and Hallucinations
A Memoir By D.M. Thomas

"The French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre was correct when he characterized life in our times as being ‘condemned to freedom’."

Why Be Good? 
Byron L Sherwin, PhD.

"But this time Andrew was drawn to a book with only one problem and no solution. The book was The last problem by Eric Temple Bell."

Fermat’s Enigma 
By Simon Singh

" ‘It looked so simple, and yet all the great mathematicians in history couldn’t solve it. Here was a problem that I, a ten year old, could understand and I knew from that moment that I would never let it go. I had to solve it.’ Andrew Wiles."

Fermat’s Enigma 
By Simon Singh

"If Kevin Kilroy had one ambition in the world, it was to work for the Happy House Dishwasher Service Corporation. They seemed like his kind of people: lazy, incompetent fuck-ups who didn't care who knew it." Kilroy Was Here
By Michael Kelly

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/ch1.htm

"A copy of the Australian Vogue was smuggled to Valida by one of the more westernized nurses. Valida kept it hidden beneath his mattress, as the fundamentalists did not approve of the pictures."

Expats 
By Christopher Dickey

"Perhaps the world was a wound, and now the cold lay over it, coagulating its waters like blood under air, forming a crust."

In The Deep Midwinter 
By Robert Clark

"But he never knew that it really was his own bunny, come back to look at the child who had first helped him to be real."

Velveteen Rabbit 
By Margery Williams

"If you have a simple question and need an answer fast…."

Getting started with Microsoft Frontpage 2000 By Microsoft corp.

"I was a mean official. I was rude, and found pleasure in it. After all, I took no bribes, and so I had to recompense myself at least by this."

Notes from the Underground By Fyodor Dostoevsky

"When the affair was all settled he would ask his wife and intimate friends a riddle: ‘what is the difference between me and a chemist?’ Answer: ‘A chemist makes solutions which do not make anyone happy, but I made a dissolution and made three people happy’…" Anna Karenina By Leo Tolstoy
"Now and then he thought of the future with panic; he had been a fool to spend so much money on Mildred; but he knew that if it were to come again he would act the same way." Of Human Bondage By Somerset Maugham
" ‘You’ve been shot.’ I heard someone say it. All I could remember was four tomatoes—three of them motionless and one still rolling…" The Insult  
By Rupert Thomson
"The epidemic was in El Ga’a and she had been exposed to it…But Port could not have been suffering from meningitis: he had been cold since Ain Korfa…" (Webmaster’s Note: It is dawning on her that her husband doesn’t have meningitis. But she doesn’t yet realize that he has contracted syphilis from a prostitute.) The Sheltering Sky
 By Paul Bowles
“But as with most slums its cheapness attracted respectable men to live and work in Lambeth too and by all accounts George Merrett was one of them” The Professor and the Madman  By Winchester
“They said it meant Abel; so strong was Hester Pryne, with a woman’s strength.”

 The Scarlet Letter  By Nathaniel Hawthorne

“One unforgettable morning, standing to the sled just before dawn, it became impossible to discern if it was truly morning or afternoon—it had all blended in exhaustion, and confusion dominated until only a look at the compass showed the sun was in the East and proved it was morning.”  (It's about Alaska dog-sled racing)

Winterdance 
By Gary Paulsen
“For those who doubt it—this is a love story.” Damage  By Josephine Hart